Housewife!!! in Portland, Oregon For Sale

Hi!
How would you like to have your own housewife who will clean, organize, shop, and cook for you while not having to deal with the nagging and honey-to-do lists that typically come with her?
Hire me to be your pretty, petite housewife and take care of all those domestic duties. I can do light to deep housecleaning, laundry, organizing, grocery shopping, and cooking. If your home could use a little more warmth a woman's touch can provide than decorating can be arranged as well.
I can cook healthy meals with ingredients like quinoa or make good meat and potato basics. And don't forget dessert! Made from scratch cakes and pies too.
Starting at $80 for 4 hours and $100 for six hours. Must be within about 30 minutes of me in WA County otherwise an additional fee for gas and time will be included. Must be okay with passing a background check.