Oh No! The Cleanig Bandit Strikes Again! in Portland, Oregon For Sale
Type: Cleaning, For Sale - Private.
BREAKING NEWS!
There is a woman lurking in Portland stealing dirt out from under your feet when you least expect it! She is armed with a mop and broom and considered to be extremely dangerous to dust bunnies and dirty counters!
According to the Portland Police The Cleaning Bandit's MO is:
Clean bathrooms
Sweeping and mopping
Dusting
Vaccuming
and other household chores.
She is also know to use the household supplies you provide at the scene!
And since it is this holiday season, The Cleaning Bandit is said to be more active than usual in the Portland metro area. If you see this woman, book her now! After the 16th, she will be available Monday through Friday until January 5th until she goes back to school. After those dates she will most likely be hitting the area on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays!
Just another bit of FYI, The Cleaning Bandit's getaway vehicle is rumored to be either a Tri-Met bus or MAX.
Happy Holidays from The Cleaning Bandit!
503-954-xxxx