L-Shaped Indoor Wet Bar MUST GO TODAY in Portland, Oregon For Sale

Selling a 5'x7' L-shaped indoor wet bar.
The bar is in three pieces- two cabinet sections and the countertop which holds it all together.
There are no problems with any part of the bar.
It was pretty expensive when I first bought it (which was quite a long time ago)
Asking $110 OR BEST OFFER.
Again I NEED TO GET RID OF THIS TODAY!!! Please come pick it up :(
Email the address above or call/text 360 . 991 . xxxx.
Before you even bother calling, please make sure that your "wife" gives you permission first.
I don't wanna waste my time sitting around for someone to show up just to find out that their wife told then they can't have a bar.
You must pick it up, and please be Hulk Hogan or bring a strong friend or two along for the ride, this sucker is HEAVY and huge and quite awkward to load & haul.
IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST HAVE THIS and cannot come pick it up, I will arrange to have it delivered, but due to my lack of my own truck or license or money, it will be an extra $50 to be delivered and you need to help me unload it; I am small.
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