WANTED: Great Lawyer for Major Media Case in Portland, Oregon For Sale

Looking for a lawyer who wants to be put on the map!
I need a talented lawyer who can take on media companies who caused actual damages, violated civil rights, broke federal laws, and crossed several legal lines. I need a professional who will help me write the final chapter to an on going saga. This story has already appeared numerous times on local and national television and was front page news nine times. In exchange for complete legal services and media representation, I will offer a contingency and you will have a share in all media rights. There will be multiple defendants. Legal notification (in compliance with Oregon media laws) was already given. Action is required by April, so time is of the essence. If you have the know how and can practice on the federal level, please e-mail me (reply to this ad) with your contact info if you are interested in discussing the case. (this is a Portland based Case).