Oregon Landscape Clearing Company . . .Extreme Brush Clearing. .(503)593-9826 in Portland, Oregon For Sale
Type: Real Estate, For Sale - Private.
EXTREME BRUSH CLEARING....
(503)593-xxxx
"We go where No Capra Aegagrus Hircus has gone before!"
ExtremeBrushClearing.com | OregonBrushClearing.com
extremebrushclearing@gmail.com
503.593.xxxx
Commercial Landscape Demolition: Fields of blackberry & scotch broom obliterated!
Landscape Restoration/Remediation: Residential brush clearing for overgrown lots
WE CLEAR ANY BRUSH OVER ANY TERRAIN...ANYTIME!
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? Our Brush Clearing algorithm goes beyond established landscape methodology with
an exceptional quality-to-cost ratio.
? All Brush obliterated on-site; Vegetative centrifugation & supreme bio-mass
mitigation.
? No other method of grinding or cutting compares in performance to ours, in terms of
speed, precision, repeatable accuracy, and clean operation.
? We turn Jungles into Golf Greens?Junipers into Bonsais?Scotch Broom into Pulp.
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Excavation Services Include:
Drainage Repair/Install
Underground Utilities
Concrete Break Up & Removal
Sewer Hookup
Demolition
Brush & Property Clearing
Driveway Prep.
Septic Installs & Tanks
Drainfield Replacement
Stump Removal
Rock Work
Grading & Trenching
Road Building & Repair
Demolition
Land Clearing Services
Include:
Field Mowing
Fuel Reduction
Landscape Demolition
Extreme Mowing
Brush Cutting
Extreme Brush Clearing
Property Maintenance
Hedge Trimming
Fire Line
English Ivy Abatement
Supreme Bio-Mass Reduction
Our
Methods
Include
:
Grate, Grind, Beat, Shred, Blend, Liquefy, Frappe, Whip, Stir, Aerate,
Puree, Crumb, Chop, Mix, Chop, Cut, Trim, Prune, Mow, Level, Pulverize,
Masticate, Emaciate, Macerate, OBLITERATE!
Extreme Brush Clearing (transitive verb)
Etymology: Latin oblitteratus, past participle of oblitterare.
Definition: Mechanically induced decomposition of all vegetation rapidly
and with decisive force. All actions pertaining to Vegetative Molecular
Entropy caused by hypervelosity collisions. To remove vegetation utterly
from recognition or memory. To destroy utterly all trace, indication, or
significance.
Common name: Bush whackin, Brush Cuttin, Mastication, Landscape
Demolition.
Contact
extremebrushclearing@gmail.com
503.593.xxxx